When in the course of human events…

…it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, Feldspar will be busy, quoth the GZA, “[throwing his] shitty draws in the hamper. Next time come equipped with a fucking pamper.”

Let’s face it: Feldspar doesn’t know the meaning of dope, when he’s looking for a suit and tie blog that’s cleaner then a bar of soap. And we’re the dirtiest blog in sight. Matter of fact, bring out the RSS feeds and let’s “firsties” troll. Er, I mean “bring out the girls and let’s have a mud fight.”

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Your mom’s basement.

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One Comment

  1. Posted March 26, 2008 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    Ouch. You knocked me out for a bit.

    Don’t get too cocky. I shall return.


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